Today was a traveling day for me. I was most disappointed to stop at the library before we left the city. Maddie Smith left me in the car with Lay-dee while they picked up their new book. I was forced to abandon my repetitive, most polite, yet still defiant meows. Instead, I introduced Lay-dee to my famous death yowls. When Maddie finally returned to the car, I returned to my regularly scheduled car ride protests.
When I arrived at Lay-dee's house, Big Daddy greeted me with nice pets and a lots of soothing words. Unfortunately, the friendly greetings did not continue. As I was exploring the upstairs, one of Lay-dee's rascal hooligan cats followed me and bopped me on my bum with his paw. I hid under the bed for a bit.
I eventually finished my exploring and am now resting in the window on a Bob the Builder blanket. Lay-dee told me she put it there for me because she knows I love the softy soft blankets.
Whatever, Lay-dee.
You don't know me.
Signed, Pinky Ruth #bestdeathyowlerever #nomeansnorascal #mybummychoice #ireallydolikesoftysoftblankets
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