The last thing I remember before I became so confused was the vet lady telling me I was a very good girl who was going to take a nice nap.
Now, I find I can barely walk. Things are blurry. My head hurts and I can't think straight. I have no idea what I am doing. On top of it all, I can barely walk, things are blurry, my head hurts and I can't think straight.
My neck and belly are wet. My paws are wet. My nose is wet. But I am still so very thirsty. Maddie tells me I fell over into my fountain. They also tell me my bum is wet because I am having a hard time with my peeing. I don't know what Maddie is talking about. I know for sure my pee is coming out just fine--no matter where I am at.
Maddie says I should use my litterbox but what I really need right now is to find my fountain. I am so very thirsty. Maddie tells me I am a brave girl with very clean teeth. I tried to understand what they were saying. I tried to focus. But all I heard Maddie say was, "Pinky pee Ruth iopoahd girl teeth love misoh soheoing sorry jppqpwe00u heplalap."
All I really care about now is finding where Maddie hid my fountain. Did I tell you that I am so very thirsty?
Please help me.
Signed, a parched and confused Pinky Ruth