It is day 4 of my current captivity at Lay-dee's house. I have compiled an assessment of my living conditions that I feel accurately reflects my predicament.
Pros: Lay-dee bribes me with treats if I look sad. So, I pretend to look sad. Lay-dee worries that I'm not eating enough of my kidney diet food. She will then slip me a bit of the fat cat food she feeds those chonky Rugrats. I will continue to eat both foods when she is not looking.
Cons: The kids in Lay-dee's street have not learned how to be quiet when I am sleeping. The neighborhood crows are also overdue for a lesson in how not to be so cocky and rude when they loudly squawk out their opinions. Forced friendship time with Lay-dee's Rugrats is overrated. Maddie's work trips are overrated. Lay-dee's entire house is overrated.
I miss my Maddie and my apartment.
Hmmmmph.
Signed, Pinky Ruth
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