I, Queen Pinky Ruth, have arrived at Lay-dee's house for 10 days. I immediately smelled the Rugrats behind that closed door at the top of the stairs. I quickly explored the house, making sure to leave my scent everywhere I could. Lay-dee asked if I was going to miss Maddie and I responded with a hiss. Big Daddy asked if I was going to be grumpy during my entire visit and I responded with a hiss. Lay-dee asked me, in her pretend nice voice, if I wanted a treat. I responded with a hiss. Lay-dee then left me the treat and walked away. I inhaled that treat. I am currently sitting near the heat vent, on the softest blanket ever and am proud that I conned Lay-dee out of two additional treats. But, I still refuse to be happy about any of those nice things.
Signed, Pinky Ruth
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