Pinky Ruth #110

 As you can see, I have arrived.

Lay-dee took my picture when I was still in the car, still in the driveway. I was not prepared. That is not my good side. Photographic permission was not given. Obviously, I object to this ambush on my privacy.

That being said, upon arrival, I quickly peed in the rugrats' litter box. I hissed at the blanket that smelled like them. I sipped a bit of their water. I did this while they were deservedly locked up in Lay-dee's bedroom. One point for me.

My holiday celebrations have begun.

Signed, Pinky Ruth

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