Pinky Ruth #104

I know you have missed me. For I am, the Pinky Ruth.

As you can see, I am currently hiding in a closet at Lay-dee's house. I am most unhappy about my predicament. But, you probably already knew that.

So much has happened since my last update. I have been through 3 terrifying apartment fire alarms. I have passed out 4 times after throwing up. And, I have had one speedy, Uber assisted emergency room visit. I have since lost enough weight that Lay-dee now refers to me as the family supermodel. I occasionally have visits with my new friend, the cardiologist. And, I have recently been uprooted from my comfortable, 5th floor city home.

I now have a 4th floor view of trees. My Maddie has moved. I am still in the city, but there are birds in the trees and people on the trail that is just outside my windows. Plural, because I have 3 big ones now.

Not to brag.

But currently, my Maddie Smith has left me. I am forced to stay at Lay-dee's house. I would like the record to show, that I find vacations to be cruel and unusual punishment for me. I mean.....Lay-dee only gave me five treats today.

I would have preferred six.

Signed, Pinky Ruth, cranky

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