In the morning I stole some of the hooligan cats' food and peed in their litterbox to show them who was the queen. Lay-dee kept following me wherever I went, watching me constantly. Lay-dee thinks this makes her a good pet sitter. It just makes her quite annoying and very unlikeable. When Lay-dee finally went to the bathroom I was able to make my break for it.
Lay-dee said, "You little stinker! I just left you for a second!"
I said, "That's right Lay-dee! You did NOT watch me constantly and that means I win!"
And then she took my plastic away.